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Me: omigod, guess what happened to me last night
Me: i felt like i was suddenly in a really bad wild animal horror flick
Me: i was sitting outside
B: uh huh
Me: and it was kinda windy
Me: but then only part of the grape leaves were rustling
Me: the section near the kitchen windows
Me: and i looked up
Me: nothin
Me: rustle rustle
Me: i looked up again, and i see this big black blob
B:: and
B:?????
Me: i look closer
B: a bird?
B: ate ine?
Me: the BIGGEST SCARIEST
Me: RACCOON I'VE EVER SEEN!!!
Me:I shrieked!
B:there are racoons in queens???
Me: It was staring at me!!
Me: It froze, wouldn't move when it saw me
B:what did you do with it??
Me: i tried to scare it to move
Me: but it just wouldn't move! and it kept staring!!
Me: so i took the lawn chair
Me: put it over my head, in case it attacked me
B: hehe
Me: grabbed my glass
Me:my cigarettes
Me: and book
Me: which i now can't find by the way
Me: and slowly walked up
Me: and opened the door
Me: with the chair
Me:: and shut the door again
Me: i was SHUDDERING!!!!
Me: and WHIMPERING!
Me: it was sooo dang scary
B: hehehe
Me: it was HUUUUUUGE
B: i wonder where that racoon came from
Me: i hope it never comes back
Me:dammit, now i can't go outside to smoke
Me:argggh!!
Me:that must be the shadow i'd see every so often
B: it's just a racoon
Me: shudder shudder!
B:it's like a cat
Me: you shoulda seen it
Me: no, it scarier
Me:and it doesn't run when you scare it away
Me:like it knows i'm no maych
Me:match
Me:like it knows it can attack me!!!
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