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Wednesday, November 07, 2001

Why I am a dork, reason #2234439:


Me: omigod, guess what happened to me last night

Me: i felt like i was suddenly in a really bad wild animal horror flick

Me: i was sitting outside

B: uh huh

Me: and it was kinda windy

Me: but then only part of the grape leaves were rustling

Me: the section near the kitchen windows

Me: and i looked up

Me: nothin

Me: rustle rustle

Me: i looked up again, and i see this big black blob

B:: and

B:?????

Me: i look closer

B: a bird?

B: ate ine?

Me: the BIGGEST SCARIEST

Me: RACCOON I'VE EVER SEEN!!!

Me:I shrieked!

B:there are racoons in queens???

Me: It was staring at me!!

Me: It froze, wouldn't move when it saw me

B:what did you do with it??

Me: i tried to scare it to move

Me: but it just wouldn't move! and it kept staring!!

Me: so i took the lawn chair

Me: put it over my head, in case it attacked me

B: hehe

Me: grabbed my glass

Me:my cigarettes

Me: and book

Me: which i now can't find by the way

Me: and slowly walked up

Me: and opened the door

Me: with the chair

Me:: and shut the door again

Me: i was SHUDDERING!!!!

Me: and WHIMPERING!

Me: it was sooo dang scary

B: hehehe

Me: it was HUUUUUUGE

B: i wonder where that racoon came from

Me: i hope it never comes back

Me:dammit, now i can't go outside to smoke

Me:argggh!!

Me:that must be the shadow i'd see every so often

B: it's just a racoon

Me: shudder shudder!

B:it's like a cat

Me: you shoulda seen it

Me: no, it scarier

Me:and it doesn't run when you scare it away

Me:like it knows i'm no maych

Me:match

Me:like it knows it can attack me!!!


posted by Erna  # 4:39:00 PM
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